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The story of Star Fucking Hipsters begins in 2004, when world renowned ska-punks Leftöver Crack were about to head out on their annual European tour and singer/guitarist Sturgeon & then current LoC drummer Brandon Chevalier-Kolling started planning a new band for the new year which included writing a jump off track eventually documented with LoC when the band entered the BBCs world-famous Maida Vale studio to record several songs for the UK’s Radio 1 program “The Lock Up.” at the end of said tour. That extra new track penned by Sturg & Brandon (eventually titled “Look Who’s Talking Now!”) marked...

THE TOTEM IS STRONG "The Fucking Eagles are the niftiest fake band of the half-moment. A mutantry of contentious quality that proffer the new old-timey, void of a coherent thrill line. Posing interlopers, hack-happy chancers. Self-aware maladroits ghost-smithing varied scraps and hooks yoinked from a dusty American R&R narrative to scratch out a shameless howl & dumb wholly steeped in barren third-world city sophisticrap affectations. Starting as the unfunniest of jokes in 2005 in the arsenic drenched, barren landscapes and history-heavy bar back-rooms of industrial old town Tacoma, Warshington and imbibed on shared no-lifetimes of toxic smelter air and Rosalie...

DFL became a household name among Beastie Boys fans when word got out that Adam Horovitz had played bass on their Grand Royal debut My Crazy Life (1993). Often ordered along with Luscious Jackson's In Search of Manny, fans took a chance on Grand Royal's first few releases and were not let down. DFL's distinctive brand of California Hardcore earned the band a fan base that was every bit as dedicated as Luscious Jackson's. Both bands joined the Beastie Boys on the 1994 Lollapalooza tour and proved that they were just as strong on stage as they were in the...

Pennsylvania Grind act Total Fucking Destruction features current BRUTAL TRUTH drummer/vocalist Richard Hoak. Joining Total Fucking Destruction on a 'Terrorizer' magazine sponsored 'Grind Over UK' tour in November of 2004 would be PIG DESTROYER, Doom duo HALO and the UK's NARCOSIS. In 2006 the band donated their rendition 'Kill Your Boss' of to raise funds for the EYEHATEGOD musicians on the Emetic Records assembled benefit CD 'For The Sick - A Tribute To Eyehategod'. In September donated exclusive material to the first of Relapse Records 7" Slimewave Series, this collaborative effort shared with MACHETAZO. In January 2007 Total Fucking Destruction...